Sexy Backpacks:
Remember that time when laptops were being passed around your classroom and everyone got a complimentary backpack, and just when you’re the last to get yours and you specifically ask for a large and they give you a small!? “I don’t want to be apart of your system anyhow”. These backpacks serve multiple purposes.
Defender Anti-Theft Backpack
You know what? Kids suck (._.). It's pretty confusing to stare at. The zipper is near your back and there is velcro on the straps so you can feel if someone is trying to jack yo' stuff.
Joshu+Vela Backpacks
Something a little more effeminate. It is supposed to last a long time. It is handmade and has no frills. It is water repellent and is made of vegetable tan leather.
Solid Gray Bass-pack
Share a piece of your mind with the rest of the world. Blast some music from this backpack and maybe eventually get arrested for public disturbance. It is made of light plastic with foam shielding the inside. There isn't a price yet though.
Madpax Blok Backpack
You want to look like a ninja turtle or Blastoise? This backpack is really sturdy and can fit large amounts. Even. A. Laptop. "I'm still angry at my baby backpack -__-"
HHI Day Pack
Just if you want to look fancy.
Pens:
I think pens are rad. With pens you have to deal with lead snapping and them always getting stolen. These pens will make your life easier.
Digital Pen
Epos digital pen and USB drive work together, you write with the pen on a flat surface, and everything you write is saved on the USB drive.
Color Picker Pen
This pen will take anything that you hover over and transfer it to the pen that you can then draw on a piece of paper with.
3Doodler 3D Printing Pen
Only around $74. Still expensive though. A pen that will emit than immediately dry whatever you want. Create an army!
Memories:
Save some of those highschool memories for when your older with a camera. Don't worry it doesn't even really look like a camera. Just tell your teacher and friends it's a tamagotchi or something. This camera is a small clip-on that takes two pictures every minute. So strap it on and prepare to blackmail people. :)
Sticky Notes:
Stay organized with a sticky note that folds over to look like a watch. It should always be there and help you remember. Or you could just write it down on your wrist.
Pranks:
Entertain yourself with some pranks towards some well-deserving people.
(p.s. I just copy and pasted this because I'm tired)
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Car Pranks
Hijinks involving cars are popular because cars are big and noticeable. One high school in northern GA targeted the principal's car. Students jacked the back end of the car up, placed blocks under the rear axel and let the car down so the rear tires rested about ¼ of an inch off the ground. When he climbed in and started the car it went nowhere without traction.
At the Plainview-Old Bethpage JFK High School, officials discovered a neon pink Honda Accord on the roof of the school. Now that took some planning and teamwork! The police determined that it probably involved dozens of students using crude ramps to pull the Honda onto the school roof.
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Animal Pranks
Some of the best high school pranks involve animals, but remember if you use an animal for your mischief take the safety of the animal into consideration. Animal death or maiming will not be funny and can even get you in trouble.
For example, in 1969 the senior assembly at Maine West Township High School in Des Plaines, Illinois witnessed the release of a greased pig. In this large suburb of Chicago, not many knew much about farm animals and the teachers and administrators trying to catch a greased pig brought waves of laughter from the student body. The perpetrators were never caught.
Other animal pranks include things like all students bringing their dogs to school on the same day. If you choose another variation of this theme, be sure the animals involved can walk up and down the stairs and be prepared to clean up any mess your pet makes while in the school.
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Fun with the Faculty
All kinds of pranks have been pulled involving faculty members. In one high school, the students collected 'For Sale' signs from yards and moved them to the lawns of faculty members.
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Pranks on Lower Classmen
The friendly feuds between juniors and seniors leave the door open to shenanigans as one class plays jokes on the other. In 2007, Marist seniors left notes for the juniors on their cars parked in the school parking lot to "Go find your license plate." Plates were lined up on the soccer field. Unfortunately, for the students who didn't know their tag number, it was a long ordeal.
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Mascots
Pulling off a high school prank involving the school mascot can be tricky. You need to make sure you don't damage school property or injure anyone. It is a common prank to kidnap the mascot before a big game.
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Bathroom Mischief
Bathrooms generate a lot of ideas for pranks, but one that doesn't cause damage or require clean up is placing dry ice in urinals, toilets and sinks to create an eerie scenario. Using trash bags to cover windows and allowing limited light adds to the creepy atmosphere.
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Computer Practical Jokes
Technology opens the door for more opportunities. One harmless joke is to switch cables on all the computers so the keyboard from one controls another.
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At the Flag Pole
This is a perfect prank for everyone to see when they arrive at school. For this one, a student's father owned a construction company giving him access to his father's lift. He used it to place used tires all the way up the flagpole.
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Sports Team
This joke works for sports teams who have a supply of Gatorade to drink while practicing. While the team practices, empty their Gatorade and replace it with water mixed with salt and food coloring matching the Gatorade you dumped out.
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Classic School Pranks
Some of the best high school pranks are the timeless classics. This includes things like placing whoopie cushions on teacher's chairs, or placing signs on all the exit doors saying, "Please Use the Other Door."
-Theron
Links: http://theawesomer.com/tag/backpacks/
http://theawesomer.com/tag/pens/
http://www.toxel.com/tech/2010/01/20/14-innovative-and-creative-pens/
http://www.talkandroid.com/137566-memoto-tiny-clip-on-camera-takes-two-pictures-every-minute-for-two-days-shared-via-android-app/
http://www.fancy.com/things/266933601
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100221150645AAU6kk9
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